He also brags about the size of his **** at numerous points
...
WELP, I'M DONE.
ALL ABOARD THE S.S. AWKWARD~
Jesus Christ, seriously!?
I mean, sometimes dick jokes have their place, and Tidus flirting with Yuna is a given, but
that, um....I don't even know what to say about that. This is supposed to be
Tidus we're talking about, right. Sweet ol Tidus, who likes to kiss underwater and say mushy stuff to Yuna - what have they done to ya here? First he recklessly puts his and Yuna's lives in jeopardy with an abrupt booty call, and now this? Sure, I could totally see him saying something on the pervy side to her,
but it seems rather early in their relationship for that, there's a time and place and I don't think he'd be blunt either.
I think it's quite fair to say that any and all semblance of romance has been smashed bloody with a steel mallet at this point. What a shame. I'm honestly going to have to pretend this doesn't exist because it's ruining what I loved most about the games. I don't generally like romances, but I really loved this one. It was so sweet and tender and I felt like the characters, regardless of circumstance, would be there for each other. I wouldn't even give as much of a **** about it being dark and dreary if the characters were actually
themselves and were as passionate as they were initially created to be.